Hi, I’m Adrianne! I was going to refer to myself as a dilettante, but they I realized I’d probably just sound like an an underachieving asshole who can’t commit to any of her interests. On second thought, that does sound pretty accurate. I did once commit to an American Indian Studies B.A. with an art minor, so naturally I am a waitress who winces at on-the-job grammatical errors.
I am not an actual eurypterid. Sorry.